The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Date From Hell

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta made us wonder if it was "Too Late to Apollo-Gize" or if anyone was even bothering to try? We recap all the half truths and straight out lies in our THG +/- review.

Not sure why Kandi Buress was playing super sleuth when it came to Kenya Moore and Apollo but it was a little weird. Minus 10. Seems like Kandi's got enough problems in her own family to be worrying so much about Phaedra's.

But she did make several good points. First of all, crazy Kenya needs to come up with a new saying because Gone With the Wind Fabulous is as tired as I am of Ms. Moore. 

Up In The Air

The two supposed girlfriends met for a different kind of workout that had Kenya quipping, "I'm no stranger to having my legs in the air upside down." 

Talk about TMI. Minus 22.

Kandi says she would have tried a spin if not for having twisted her ankle. Looks like she fell off her heels. I can't believe that doesn't happen more often given what these ladies wear.

But when Kenya starts sharing her text messages from Apollo, the one thing I noticed was that there seemed to be an awful lot of them. Minus 30.

Even though Phaedra says that "the last thing I want to do is give her sagging diaper booty any more energy," she decided to have dinner with Apollo to hash this out.

It quickly turned into the date from hell. 

Apollo got defensive with the classic, "I'm a grown man. You're not my mama." 

I wonder what his Mama would say about him texting single woman while he's married. Minus 25. 

He swears nothing inappropriate happened…except he was texting a single woman he now admits wanted to have sex with him. 

What's inappropriate about that? Minus 40.

Then Apollo starts throwing the insults. "Everyone else don't have to live with you. Everyone else don't have to go home with you." 

Can't imagine why that didn't help the situation? Minus 33.

But Kenya's got other issues. NeNe shows up at Kenya's temporary digs and sees a white refrigerator. Oh the horror! So she must take her friend out to find a new place asap.

They visit a 4000 square foot penthouse with panoramic views…and Kenya scoffs at it. She needs no less than 5000 square feet for her and her little dog.

Seriously does anyone not see through this? The woman got kicked out of her last place and she's currently living in a dive. I'm guessing there's no money for a penthouse.

Porsha heads to her therapist to try and figure out her marriage issues. Plus 33. 

Dr. Blake says the question isn't why Kordell married her but why she married him. Good point. 

Porsha's lunch with the girls was kind of dull except that she admits Kordell doled out the grocery money and wouldn't let her sister visit. Minus 15.

As NeNe said, you'll know it's right when you make your own money and can treat yourself like a princess. Plus 50!

Episode total = -92!                                             Season total = -331!


two thumps up to the person that said Phaedra's husband picked up Kenya last year and jumped in the pool with her, ok, I would have check her and him right then. Phaedra, is all talk behind someone back, who the hell do Kandi think she is, you have never been married, and your daughter's father has another family taking care of his other children, it's not about the money, it's about he does not have anything to do with her daughter, maybe he don't thinks she's his. Anyway, Kandi's mother is a piece of work, she needs to get a life of her own, she is so worried about Kandi's money, I think it's sick, because she's afraid that Todd might get half or 25% of her money. Kandi's a looser, I don't like her, no class, she can't dress, the mansion is beautiful, but at the end of the day, her mother is not going to live forever, and she needs to let this girl get married and stay the hell out of her business. Just be a mom, long as he's not hitting on her and cursing her out, and miss treating Kandi, shut the hell up. I wish they would take her mother off the show, and Porche, send them both packing, oh by the Phaedra and Apoll too, We need some for real, classy Atlanta Housewives.


Kenya . needs to leave the show.she has break the code. the g.code.


Kandi's Mother is a Joke for a mother, she makes me so mad as a woman it is sickening. if the table was turn and Todd had the money she would have love the money so much she would have by pass any problems in the relationship with her daughter and Todd if there was any. If you all love Kandi, trust her choice, love her man and stop looking out for your all own interest and try to appreciate her for finding love. Love does not come with a multimillion dollar check book, otherwise we all at sometime be a multimillionaire. Kandi is not a fool, look her far she came by her own hard work. it seems that Kandi's Mother, I am not saying that to be rude but just as I see it. Stop trying to choose a multimillion dollar wallet for your daughter and let her enjoy her man, you had yours and your child or children, leave her, let her have her own.
Mothers like you cannot see pass a man pocket book. if you want a multimillionaire go get one, stop trying to have your daughter fulfill your fantasy. Todd is such a wonderful and cool guy, He has not disrespect you or your daughter. another thing, stop trying to run your daughter home from yours. The most despicable thing Kandi mother is doing now that may cause great problem in her daughters life is ridiculing Todd in front of her granddaughter, that is a dirty low grandma. stop, stop, stop. stop now


Phaedra should have been concerned last season when Apollo picked up Kenya and was twirling her around on his back but she didn't Check her husband then. I knew then Apollo liked Kenya cuz u shouldn't be picking up another woman and throwing her over Ur back twirling her around while Ur Wife Watches


Why are there never any pluses on the Atlanta posts? Seems purposely racial!

@ Huh!

True sister, nothing was said then why now, these housewives are too much


The therapist did not question Porsha why she married APOLLO, she questioned why she married Kordell. Do you idiots EVER double check your work?!


what about the vacuum cleaner?

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Quotes

[to Kenya Moore] You best hope nothing happens to me, because you might not have a job. I'm your storyline. I sustain your career . . . I built you, so stop playing games.

Apollo Nida

[to Kenya Moore] "You a sneaky, trifling slut."

Phaedra Parks