Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart: Getting MARRIED**!!!

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OMG OMG OMG. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are getting married! We never would have guessed, but it's true, according to this reliable source!

** - Minus the true part, and reliable source part.

Determined to break news even when there is no actual news to be broken, Life & Style has scooped the dream Robsten wedding we've all pined for.

Only problem? It's not real. Minor details ...

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Getting Married!

According to the publication, despite the fact that Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson last year, the duo is not only back on, but getting serious.

They're even discussing their wedding plans!!!

The locale appears to be Palm Springs, FYI.

All is not well in the land of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, though. Despite her "scheming" to win him back, his friends are said to be unhappy.

The English actor's family, too, has been warning him "don't forget what she did to you" and collectively wondering just WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!

They are already trying to stop Rob from going through with the wedding, the mag says ... which could be convenient when the plans are "called off."

Well played, In Touch. So very well played.

Last we checked, Robsten was at least hanging out again, and some have said they're friends with benefits ... so a reconciliation is not out of the question.

Still, don't save the wedding date just yet.

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How clever Free Brittany, deceiving your readers with a false headline just to get hits. Laziest journalism yet. Are there awards for more most ridiculous headline? Cause I'm guessing this will be the only journalism award you'd ever receive. Hey Free Brittany revalue your life. Is this the legacy you would like to leave? Cause this shit is forever associated to you!!!!

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Go on get married..please get married..don'tkeep playing this game of you cheat on me and l cheated on you..just stop it ..GET MARRIED and do't tell your families they are the baggage in your relationship ..life is far to short for not forgiving each other believe me the years are flying by for all of us, the world needs couples like you who have over come lifes ups and downs..so get married..bless you both.

Robert Pattinson Biography

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London, England
Full Name
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Robert Pattinson Quotes

I hate any reference to my name. I wish people would just completely invent a new one.

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Up until I was 12 my sisters used to dress me up as a girl and introduce me as Claudia!

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