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It's officially cold/flu season, and if you're feeling a bit under the weather like this kid's teacher, prepare to be enlightened by the get well note he authored.

In addition to being a nice gesture, wishing his instructor a speedy recovery, the note offers some simple, yet profound advice to cute what ails you:

Drop trou.

Kid Writes Get Well Note

Surely the source of her illness, whatever it may be, can be cured by the scientific fact that pooping makes you feel better. It's just common knowledge.

Nothing a little bowel movement can't fix, right? In case that wasn't specific enough, though, he went into great detail, sharing his wisdom with gusto!

Hey, it works every morning. Not even kidding. There's even a helpful infographic in case the words alone don't get this all-important message across.

If the teacher doesn't have this framed and displayed in the elementary school bathroom as inspiration to all students who pass through those doors?

This isn't a planet we want to be living on.

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Margot Robbie has a very simple message when it comes to an alleged affair between her and Will Smith, with whom she costars in the film Focus:

Puh-lease!

Based on a Star magazine cover that depicts Smith and Robbie inside a photo booth, looking awfully cozy and only partially clothed, the Internet rumor mill has been running wild.

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Are these two an item? Is Will's marriage to Jada finally, truly over?

No and no, a source has already said, labeling the actor and actress as nothing more than goofy friends.

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Gisele Bundchen is still the most successful model in the world, hands down. These photos from the current issue of Vogue Paris will show you why.

The Brazilian beauty cheekily captioned the photos on Instagram, writing, "Opps I think I'm seeing double @vogueparis by @inezvinoodh @emmanuellealt."

One Gisele pic features the 33-year-old interlocking her elbows in a mirror image. Body suit on the right. Nothing but socks and tennis shoes on the left.

Step off, Kate Upton nude. The queen still reigns.

Photographers Inez van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin are behind the stunning images of Mrs. Tom Brady, which you can enlarge after the jump:

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Justin Bieber is already in trouble with the law for illegally defacing a building in Brazil this week.

And now he's also coming under fire foe what he actually drew on that building.

The 19-year old posted a photo to Instagram yesterday of him putting the finishing touches on a monkey with a nose ring, a lip stud and a necklace.

"This is my escape," Justin wrote as a caption, but critics see it as something far worse than that.

Justin Bieber Monkey Graffiti

They believe the drawing has seriously racist undertones.

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Tom Cruise admitted in a deposition something we've long assumed was true: Katie Holmes divorced him in part because of his controversial Scientology faith.

The actor was deposed in the $50 million libel suit he is filing against a celebrity news magazine that claimed he abandoned daughter Suri Cruise.

He denies this vehemently (which should be obvious if he's filing a lawsuit over it), despite the fact that no one takes In Touch Weekly at all seriously.

No one would've ever thought that Tom abandoned Suri, but nevertheless, he was grilled by ITW's counsel as part of his quest to make them pay.

The lawyer for the tabloid magazine repeatedly asked if Katie Holmes' divorce from him was because of the Church, with which he is famously aligned.

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A Georgina couple having sex in a Waffle House parking lot was arrested last Sunday morning, according to local police, and that isn't even the best part.

Loganville, Ga., authorities said after they got busted, the woman was so drunk that she tried to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal.

Waffle House Sex Couple

"I guess that would speak to her level of intoxication," Assistant Chief of Police Dick Lowry said, noting that the sandal/burger mixup was a first for him.

One would assume, though you never know at Waffle House.

In any case, Rachel Gossett and Frank Lucas were cited in the November 3 incident for loitering and public drunkenness. And this was some real drunkenness.

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Teen Mom 3's Mackenzie Douthit McKee is facing some criticism for posting a photo of herself, her family and a dead deer that they killed on Instagram.

While the shared pic is pretty graphic and may upset those with weak stomachs, some people have accused her of "exposing her toddler to violence."

That's pushing it a little bit, don't you think, haters?

Mackenzie Douthit, Deer

While PETA and vegetarians won't be fans, and are entitled to their valid opinion, so is Douthit for teaching her kids that food comes from somewhere.

Mackenzie Tweeted: "We were all raised a different way, so why judge one another? I was raised an OK. girl I hunt & fish for food and married a bronc rider."

In her mind, hunting as a way of life. It may be for sport to a degree, but there's a difference between hunting deer to eat it and senseless "violence."

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Deryck Whibley revealed that he took his ex-wife Avril Lavigne's last name when they wed in 2006, and had kept it until this year, despite their 2009 divorce.

The Sum 41 singer filed a petition to legally drop his ex-wife's last name, which he had adopted as one of his own after the pair tied the knot in 2006.

He wants to be Deryck Jason Whibley again. Not Deryck Jason Lavigne Whibley.

Deryck Whibley, Avril Lavigne Photo

Lavigne, as you know, swapped vows with Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger in July, the bride wearing black in a Monique Lhuillier gown for the occasion.

It's hard to tell if it was a dark day as well for Whibley, who dressed as his ex-wife for Halloween last year while girlfriend Ari Cooper went as Kroeger.

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Courtney Stodden is now single.

And Steve Hirsch hopes the busty 19-year old is ready to mingle... with some naked folks!

Courtney Stodden in Black

Fresh off Stodden's confirmed split from Doug Hutchison, the Vivid Entertainment CEO (who is responsible for the Kim Kardashian sex tape, among many other celebrity-based videos) has made his hopes and dreams for this Z-lister well known.

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She talks and Tweets a good game, but is Desiree Hartsock trying too hard to convince us there's no trouble in paradise with fiance Chris Siegfried?

Given the attention on Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici's upcoming wedding, and The Bachelor spoilers for 2014, all the pressure has been off Desiree.

All of which makes her continued defensiveness a bit puzzling.

Other than Des and Chris saying they'll have a TV wedding after Sean and Catherine's LIVE big day was announced, they've been off the radar lately.

Which makes it a little odd, in the eyes of some observers, that she's taken to Twitter and Instagram to silence the critics of her relationship again.

She shared a photo of a Steve Jobs quote on Instagram, as well as another Tweet about staying positive and being true to yourself amid negativity.

Inspiring? Sure. But also a potential sign that something's up.

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