Note to Fifty Shades of Grey producers:
You may have overlooked Nicki Minaj for the role of Anastasia Steele.
The singer made her late pitch to be included in this movie last night by posting a series of nearly naked selfies on Instagram.
She teased them with a shot of stiletto-heeled boots and a pair of handcuffs and asked followers: "U ready?"
But, really, when someone takes close-ups of herself in just electrical tape and a studded leather harness, can anyone truly be ready?
"Officer Minaj. Who wants to get cuffed?" Minaj asked as a caption to another image, as we can only imagine millions of men around the globe aggressively nodding in approval.
Ellen DeGeneres actually channeled Nicki for Halloween herself this year.
But if the talk show host wants to do the same in 2014, the bar has been raised. Or lowered, depending on how you look at it.
Click through four sexy Nicki Minaj Halloween pics now: