Little Girl Shoots Down Aspiring Crush: You Can Be My NEXT Boyfriend

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This note tells you all there is to say about love. Elementary school style.

A Reddit user posted the photo below, entitled "You Can Be My Next Boyfriend," which apparently was sent to the Redditor's little brother by a classmate.

The boy likes Ashely (sic?) a lot, so he asked her to be his girlfriend.

Sadly, she is already with Kyle, so she circled the "No" option she was presented with in the note. However, she did indicate that he would be next in line.

When - not if, but when - they break up ... she'd be down:

Elementary School Love Letter

No one wants to hear that they're a second choice, but it could be worse. It doesn't seem like Kyle is sweeping her off her feet at this moment in time.

It doesn't sound like a bad setup, honestly, if she's already looking ahead. Two months is like a lifetime for an elementary school kid, though, so that's brutal.

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They're children for Christ sake, have we all forgotten what it's like to b young? N really who calls a little girl who is someone's daughter a skank grow up tht was uncalled for. Keep those remarks to itself not for the whole world did ur parents not teach u decency

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This is cute :) It's harmless so everyone should stop complaining! I doubt she's planning marriage.

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Every one is giving hate but seriously, i mean come on. its not like the are having sex on the second day.

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It's cute but in elementary school? Seems a bit young to be worried about a relationship. From my perspective, society has been pushing people to date younger and younger because of the media. What happened to the idea of a girl chasing a boy she liked and he thought she was icky and years later, in high school, thinking shes cute?

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She's a future skank who can't spell. I'm sure he can do better anyway.

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@ toolegit

Really? Your an idiot. It's elementary school. Way to show your true colors moron.

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@ SeeNsay

Really? My son comes home from KINDERGARDEN every day with a different girlfriend. Would hate to know what you think of that...

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She's a future skank who can't spell. I'm sure he can do better anyway.

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@ toolegit

@ toolegit your a dumb a** she is in elementary school!!! She won't be a spelling champion yet dumb a**!!!!

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@ mstampa813

Uh.....this stuff has been happening for decades! Not just today....you were probably a huge loser if you didn't have a bf/gf in elementary school! It's not like they're serious or know anything about sex yet, they're just kids! They just wanna hold hands on the playground and give each other kisses! It's supposed to be cute! Seems to me like you need to grow up! also...they're just little kids...you weren't the best speller in the world when you were their age were you? Nope, you probably did the same thing. You're just an idiot.

Limom

Awwww, this is so cute. It's also nice to know that little children still write notes like this. And pass notes in school. Kyle better watch his step or he could find himself bumped off the top of her list. LOL

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@ LI_Mom

aha lol really :D

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@ LI_Mom

Are you that lonely that you have to post the same thing twice just to get a response out of someone by saying something so ignorant.

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