Former reality star Heidi Montag recently had her comically fake F-cup breasts reduced to a D-cup. And with that, her latest 15 minutes of fame have expired.
Not before she allowed ET to film it, though. Thank goodness.
Amongst many other plastic surgeries she's had performed, Montag had a second breast augmentation a few years ago to increase to size F cup.
Although she enjoyed the look (for some reason) her watermelon-sized implants caused her serious health issues and forced her to rethink the decision.
"I do regret getting the implants," she told ET. "My new doctor was like, 'You never should've been allowed by the doctor to get implants this big."
"I put my security and sexuality in my breast size instead of my confidence."
As a result of her implants, the 27-year-old star of The Hills says she's experienced major health problems, including a ruptured disc in her neck.
Pre Heidi Montag breast reduction surgery, she also had muscular and spinal damage to her back, and numbness in her arm due to pinched nerves.
Hopefully now, with a more manageable D-cup chest, she can look and function more like a human being rather than a disproportionate Barbie doll.
Not even Spencer Pratt would claim it was worth those consequences.