Three years after going under the knife to get size-F breast implants (along with nine other plastic surgeries in one day), Heidi Montag decided to undo it.
In the new issue of Us Weekly, she's opening up about the surgery and showing off her brand-new C-cup implants, which do look way more human-like.
Lauren Conrad is still prettier, apparently, because Us put her on the Hills retrospective cover, despite the Heidi Montag plastic surgery angle. Sorry, Heidi.
Posing seaside in Santa Barbara, Calif., the blonde unveiled her smaller, more-manageable breasts, which she had redone in a six-hour procedure.
Prior to that, she had suffered a number of health problems, all related to her size-F implants, which she says weighed "about three pounds each."
"I couldn't conceptualize the weight of them in [me]," she said.
"They felt like bowling balls on my chest."
And looked like them, too.
Frankly, it's amazing that she never went the porn route, considering that the one-time cutie basically had herself turned into a human blow-up doll.
While Lauren Conrad remains the same natural beauty to this day, Heidi is barely recognizable from the girl we first met on The Hills, and it wasn't worth it.
Her boobs were giving her back and neck problems, as well as numbness in her arms. But "I'm the new, new, new Heidi!" she raves now. A good thing, too.
In addition to improving her health, she looks much better now.
For much more on Heidi Montag breast reduction saga, including how husband Spencer Pratt has helped with her recovery, follow the link above to Us.
Then forget she exists after this latest 15 minutes expires.