Farrah Abraham has had an eventful week, between getting OWNED on Bethenny and her previously secret relationship with Brian Dawe going public.
Not surprisingly, she's trying to re-focus the media attention ... by talking about how she wants a new cover for her memoir, My Teenage Dream Ended.
Yes ... incredibly, Farrah had a book out long before she did porn.
Farrah says she wants to update the cover because "Sofia is cute" now. Then again, she says Sofia should get a life, so take that with a boulder of salt.
Also, does that mean Sofia was not cute then? Just look at her?
Other theories for why she wants a new book cover include ...
- To show off her extensive plastic surgery
- Keeping her name in the media 24/7/365
- Reminding us that she even has a book
- To drive sales of book (kind of obvious)
- Reminding us that she can read (sorry)
- She just cares that much about her "art"
- She loves to look at pictures of herself
- She wants to plug her Amazon wish list
- She wants to pose nude or topless on it
- She wants to forget her music "career"
Too late for that last one, Farrah Abraham. Too late.