You are a lucky man, Jose Antonio Baston.
Eva Longoria is featured on the cover of December's Ella Espana, wearing absolutely nothing but Swarovski crystals all over her body. For real!
See and drool for yourself:
The 38-year old beauty tells the magazine that she "feared being so naked" for this edition, but it's clear she was worrying over nothing, isn't it?
This isn't the first time Longoria has given fans a major birthday suit tease, either.
Remember this Eva Longoria nude photo? When only chains covered her private parts? So do we. Every. Single. Day.