Dr. Conrad Murray says that he and Michael Jackson were once so tight, he would hold the late music icon's penis for him. Like on a routine basis.
"He wore dark trousers all the time because after he went to the toilet, he would drip for hours. [He] didn't know how to put a condom on, so I had to do it for him."
Murray also told the newspaper that he believes Michael Jackson killed himself. He claims when he walked out of Michael's bedroom the day he died:
"I believe that [Michael Jackson] woke up, got hold of his own stash of Propofol and injected himself. He did it too quickly and went into cardiac arrest."
The doc had asserted this during his manslaughter trial, to no avail. Murray was sentenced to four years in prison, though he was released early.
Murray also suggests that Michael's three kids have three different dads (not one or even two, as previously believed), and that MJ isn't one of them.
"Michael told me he never slept with Debbie Rowe," Conrad adds.
Murray insists also insists that the star, who died in 2009, told him he had been sexually assaulted by one of his previous doctors while under sedation.
Also, Murray says MJ believed he would die on Murray's watch.
Michael told him once, "You know, for the rest of your life and my life our names will become inseparable." Then he smiled, saying "I am clairvoyant."