Charlie Sheen RIPS Brooke Mueller, "Italian Judge Anus-Brain" Over Custody Ruling

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Charlie Sheen has gone off regarding his custody case in epic fashion, weighing on the ruling that awarded custody of his two sons to Brooke Muller's brother.

Calling the judge in the case Mr. "Italian judge anus-brain," the actor threatened him if his kids, twins Bob and Max, are hurt in the newest custody setup.

The Warlock is not pleased, to say the very  least, that Brooke Mueller's brother Scott was given temporary guardianship of the boys in court Friday.

"So lemme see if I got this straight," Charlie Tweeted yesterday.

"My twin boys are now in harm's way and in grave danger, being 'raised' by a gaggle of incompetent and lascivious marionettes all ruled and fooled by an Adderall snorting husk called Brooke."

Oh, and it gets better yet ...

"And guess what CPS and 'I'm Italian' judge anus-brain," he says.

"You may have gagged me temporarily, but mark my unspoken words, anything happens to my boys, and you will get to know me, know who I truly am, a loving father.

"Tag. I'm it."

The judge also allowed Scott and the children to live with Brooke so they could be close to school, which effectively gives Charlie's ex-wife full custody back.

The boys had been under guardianship of Denise Richards, Charlie's other ex-wife, but she also has two little daughters by the actor, so she's bowing out.

Denise says Charlie is a great dad, and was proud to care for the kids, but believes Bob and Max have behavioral issues and it just got to be too much.

Charlie adamantly wanted to keep the two boys away from Brooke, who is recovering from her latest bout with drug abuse. He feels she's a danger to them.

Other classic outraged Sheen quotes in response to the ruling:

  • "This pig circus overflowing with buffoons, sycophants and heretics cannot be trusted to safely raise a colony of ferrets."
  • "Brooke will fail and her brother [who lives by the beach] will be selling his ass under a pier and the evil nanny will die from ugly."
  • "When, not if, this psychotic and desperately irresponsible sham goes sideways, DCFS will burn to the ground, topped off with the smoldering robe of the judge."

The best part? In court a few days ago, the judge slapped him with a restraining order and gag order and threatening him with jail if he blabbed like this again.

He joked to the actor not to mess with him, saying "I'm Italian," which is why Charlie worked that into his rant. As for the gag order, Sheen does not care.

At all.

"If this means being jailed for loving and trying to protect my children," Charlie Tweeted with an asterisk at the end of his tirade, "then go for it."

Your move, Mr. Italian judge.

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this is maddening! that mother had her chance with those boys, her drugs mean more to her then her boys. Charlie is 100 percent correct on this! What is happening in this world? No wonder the poor boys have behavioral issues! Give them back to Denise, she is an awesome mom!

@ tina+gerin

Denise doesn't want them because they have behavioral problems (hit her daughters). Also the school? Aren't these kids like 3 or 4? Give them to Charlie and let him hire a nice British nanny. They get a good upbringing and Charlie - Winning.