Sinead O'Connor vs. Miley Cyrus: Tale of the Tape!

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It's the feud no one saw coming - and it's also the feud we can't stop talking about.

In one corner: Miley Cyrus, 20-year artist, wrecking ball rider, nearly naked Twerker extraordinaire.

In the other corner: Sinead O'Connor, 46-year singer, critic of the music industry, potential plaintiff in a lawsuit against Miley Cyrus.

Who comes out when we measure these stars against each other in a patented THG Tale of the Tape? Ring the ball and let's find out!

CAREER ALBUMS
O'Connor: 9
Cyrus: 4
EDGE: O'Connor

TWITTER FOLLOWERS
O'Connor: 9,338
Cyrus: 414,457,650
EDGE: Cyrus

HAIR
Cyrus: Short
O'Connor: REALLY short
EDGE: O'Connor

MEMORABLE SNL EXPERIENCE
Cyrus: Portraying Justin Bieber
O'Connor: Tearing photo of The Pope in half
EDGE: Tie

BITTER ENEMY
O'Connor: The music industry
Cyrus: Clothing
EDGE: Cyrus

BIGGEST SINGLE
O'Connor: "Nothing Compares 2 U"
Cyrus: "Wrecking Ball"
EDGE: Cyrus

Miley Cyrus with a Landing Strip
Sinead O'Connor on Stage

BIRTH NAME
O'Connor: Sinéad Marie Bernadette O'Connor
Cyrus: Destiny Hope Cyrus
EDGE: O'Connor

MOST DARING FASHION STATEMENT
O'Connor: Giant chest tattoo
Cyrus: This thing
EDGE: Tie

DISSED BY
O'Connor: Frank Sinatra in 1991: "I'd like to kiss her in the ass!"
Cyrus: Dr. Laura in 2013: "Miley Cyrus is a piece of scum."
EDGE: Cyrus

MOST FAMOUSLY SHAVES
O'Connor: Head
Cyrus: Crotch
EDGE: Neither

VERDICT: It's a tight one! But Miley pulls out this contest by a final score of 4-3-3. Who would have guessed that Dr. Laura would put her over the edge?

Do you agree with these results? Chime in now and choose a side:

Who are you with in the Sinead O'Connor vs. Miley Cyrus feud?

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