Paris Hilton is teasing a sample of her new song with Lil Wayne (yes, this exists), and it contains some lyrical brilliance that must be heard to be believed.
The track, called, "Good Times," features Weezy rapping about some very good times with an unnamed female. Maybe it's Hilton herself. Who can say.
But the verse goes like this ...
"I'm f--ked up ... I can't tell you what's what. All she know is suck, f--k. I walked up to a big butt, and asked her ass but what ... Tunechi never slacks without her button up."
That's pretty much our reaction as well.
As for why they're collaborating, Paris is actually signed to Lil Wayne's Young Money label. On "Good Times," she "sings" the hook, which goes like ...
"I might be a bit tipsy ... but that's OK 'cause you're with me."
"Are you having a good time? Cause I'm having a good time."
BOOM. That there is the sound of lyrical bombs being dropped.
Paris, who was Kim Kardashian before the Kim Kardashian sex tape made her a more famous version of Paris, has dabbled in music for some time.
She had a short-lived pop career and a DJ career, and now this.
The complete song drops next week, and if it's anything like this ... the Britney Spears "Work Bitch" music video seems like a work of art by comparison.