Kate Upton-Snoop Dogg Hot Pockets Commercial: Weirdly Awesome!

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Kate Upton's new commercial collaboration with Snoop Dogg (Lion) for Hot Pockets is so bad it's good. It helps that it features Kate Upton, but still.

That's right, the SI model makes eating the dinner/snack super sexy in a new video, a remix of Biz Markie's 1989 hit single "Just a Friend (You Got What I Need)."

This one? "You Got What I Eat."

Snoop, 41, and Kate, 20, croon about devouring the meaty, buttery, crusty feast while cavorting through dreamy scenarios. Larry King is also involved.

Check it out for yourself below:

This video has "they flyest girl in it with me," says Snoop in a release about the ad, referring to Kate Upton. Truer words have never been spoken, Mr. Lion.

Brand manager Kevin Holmes says the pairing was the perfect pick to help "celebrate the biggest re-launch in our brand's 30-year history."

It was a bit mouth-watering ...

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To all the white women in internetland reading this post answer this question: WHY ARE YOU SO DISRESPECTFUL TO THE MEN OF YOUR OWN RACE NOWADAYS ? WHY DO YOU ENGAGE IN BEASTIALITY WITH BLACKS? WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS ?

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No real man will ever want this scag.

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Filthy SLUT
Filthy WHORE
Filthy COALBURNER,,,,look @ all the sellout white skanks burning bridges with the white man.White women will spread their hoe legs for Jamal,Jerome,Juwauan,Jose,Miguel.Hector,Julio,Latrell and the whole army of non-white men just to show their not a wacist.and how trendy and 'with it',and hip they are lofl--no white guy will ever eant you worthless bags of air after you've soiled your self with horse dung.

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This woman has no talent. She is a puppet and porn is the only option she has she won't mind, neither will blacks.

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Yeah the typical push nghr males on white women propaganda by the leftist media.Kevin Holmes said: "the pairing was the perfect pick" yeah the perfect pick for pushing your leftist-divide-and-conquer-isolate-and-destroy bit to seperate whites and create tension amongst whites.You can go ahead and put Kate Upchuck on the boycot list for being a nghr lover wh!re...this along with the SI cover etc,,,she should smeared at every turn for being a race-traitor hoe.Hot Pockets=Sh!t Pockets..

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@ Symon

I agree they trashy looking dog is a poster child to what we think of Nig*er. Then there is the snow white dove! This is all premeditated perversion. Black boy with his trophy and stupid blonde loving attention! U can see it coming a mile away. If the thought is- we are now all living together - it ain't selling!

George greer

my buddy's step-sister makes $65 every hour on the computer. She has been fired from work for 9 months but last month her pay was $18338 just working on the computer for a few hours. go to this website...... http://x.co/2We80

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I'm guessing any time you can bring a blonde together with a black rapper thug- its a Hollywood match made in heaven! The idea is - for those who are stupidly engulfed in life is to create a picture that says: every black boy has his hooks in all white women! When was the last time I saw a black woman and black boy selling anything? Ahhhhhhhhh never!

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@ Sims

Very true. Unfortunately. Does the black lady in the Popeye's chicken count? Grant it it's just her by herself but still!
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@ WTF?

No it doesn't fu*king count but I will tell you what does count. When Black ass women sit squatted like a fu*king laying Hen and tolerate this bullshit. Black boy raised by a Black mother BY HER GOD DAMN SELF and then the black females write this Swirl matchup as being ok SIMPLY BECAUSE WHITE HO is giving it up to DA BROTHER! Get some god damn respect amongst yourselfs! I know you can have unity because you have it when you want to HATE ON THE WHITE MAN!

Kate Upton Biography

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Kate Upton