Listen up, ladies across the U.S. Kate Upton says Halloween should not be about being slutty or sexy, but rather about "committing" to your costume.
For whatever reason, October 31 has become a de facto Miley Cyrus Day, in which it somehow became acceptable to parade around like naked sex objects.
Kate's a big fan of Halloween, but not a fan of that mentality.
"I don't think that Halloween has to be about being too slutty or too sexy," Kate Upton shared. "I think it's really all about committing to your costume."
What's the best seasonal attire she's ever gone all-out for?
"In the past, I think my favorite costume was being a bottle of Tabasco," she revealed. "I felt like it was my most creative moment. It was a lot of fun."
Sounds HOT. Seriously, stuff will make your mouth water.
We'd love to see a photo of that getup - tomorrow is 10/31 AND Throwback Thursday, Kate, just saying! - but we'll settle for the one above if needed.
The sacrifices we make.
While Kate won't be dressing up on Thursday, because she's working, the model stepped out with her new man Maksim Chmerkovskiy over the weekend.
The 21-year-old attended Mike Meldman's Annual Halloween bash in Beverly Hills, Calif., in what appeared to be a Marie Antoinette-inspired outfit.
No cleavage required. Practicing what she preaches!