Julianne Hough donning blackface for Halloween? A bit controversial, we get it.
But as bad as an 87-year putting thoughts into our head of him railing his wife from behind?
Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris got into the Halloween spirit last night, posting a photo to Instagram of their 2013 costumes:
Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke from that duo's racy performance at this summer's MTV Video Music Awards.
Hefner is rocking a black-and-white top akin to the one worn by Thicke during that performance, while Harris holds a foam finger and has her hair in knots. Expect the latter to be a very popular costume across the nation on Thursday night.
Crystal is also Twerking all up on her older husband's crotch, an image that we may never be able to erase from our minds.
This photo makes the controversial routine itself seem tame by comparison. Sort of.