Farrah Abraham is sort of like the train wreck you can't take your eyes off of. Oh, you can definitely avert your eyes from her sex tape. Just not her. In general.
Having previously dropped some epic knowledge on our domes by saying her sex tape helps connect her to fans, she now says she's so over that stuff.
"I am not a porn star," says the girl who wants to single-handedly save your marriage, spice up your life and give you #pleasure (another quote).
"I’m going to be done doing adult gentlemen’s clubs and exotica expos soon you know. At first I loved doing that, meeting new fans that appreciated me."
"Now I feel like it’s gotten too far and I just kinda want to be done with that."
It's gotten too far, alright. But does the Teen Mom really want to rein it in?
"I think going out and doing some of these things are fun, but when it gets to a point when it’s not fun, it’s more distracting, I’m not about that anymore.”
She's not about that, people. Except for the vagina mold she has coming out, or the picture of herself with a condom lollipop on Twitter ... yesterday.
Farrah Abraham, everybody. She is not smart. At all.
We're not sure if she actually believes the stuff that spills out of her mouth, or has any idea how contradictory and full of crap it sounds, but no matter.
At this point, we can't turn away. Farrah 1, THG 0.