Chrissy Teigen Blows "Vagina Raspberry" on Brooklyn Decker; Life is Complete

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In breaking supermodel news, Chrissy Teigen blew a raspberry on Brooklyn Decker's vaginal area and shared it with the world on Instagram. Awesome.

A seemingly drunk Teigen provided a brief, but instructional video in which she places her face over the crotch of her fellow Sports Illustrated stunner.

"This is the video called vagina raspberry," says the narrator. And so it begins.

Chrissy Teigen buries her face in Brooklyn's crotch and blows hard. The end.

Both ladies are taken - Chrissy by John Legend and Brooklyn Decker by Andy Roddick - so this is as close as you'll ever get to giving them one of these.

That's why Instagram was invented though. Cheers.

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