Alison Gold's "Chinese Food" music video, which is apparently a thing that hit the Internets Monday, is so bad it may make you wish it was "Friday."
As in Rebecca Black starts to look good by comparison.
"Chinese Food" is about what you think it's about. Alison Gold is a big fan of some egg rolls, chop suey, ch-ch-ch-chow mein and then some. Hardcore.
Take a look at the new musical viral sensation below:
Surprisingly (and by surprisingly we mean not at all), "Chinese Food" comes from songwriter Patrice Wilson, the very same guy that penned "Friday."
Also, "Chinese Food" is sung by a young, adorable, impressionable girl who will no doubt regret her claim to "fame" in a few years. Gooooo Internet!
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