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The cost of Amanda Bynes' psychiatric care inside UCLA Medical Center is reportedly so staggering, you would need "Olsen Twins money" to pay for it.

The actress, fortunately, is well off (albeit nowhere near the same league as Mary-Kate and Ashley, as she once dubiously claimed), because ... wow.

It's currently running her $3,500. A day.

The cost is so high because it covers not just around-the-clock treatment for severe mental illness, but her living expenses as well. Still, it's a huge price.

A judge ruled that doctors could keep Amanda on a long-term hold for up to a year, although the goal is 60 days, after which she'd live with her mom.

For reference, 60 days would run her $210,000, while a full year would be upwards of $1,250,000. Her SAG insurance covers just a small portion of the cost.

Bynes, whose mom now controls her finances, is reportedly worth $4 million, though she has been burning through it like crazy over the past year.

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The Warlock is now one year older.

Charlie Sheen celebrates a birthday today, turning 48 as part of what has been a relatively quiet year for one of Hollywood's most outspoken bad boys.

Yes, Sheen is once again residing with Capri Anderson. And, granted, he continues to battle over custody with Brooke Mueller, but his ex-wife's drug problems are actually making Sheen look sane these days.

Which isn't much fun for the rest of us.

Charlie Sheen Up Close

Sheen played a role in Scary Movie 5 and continues to churn out episodes of Anger Management on FX, although future installments won't feature the fired Selma Blair. She dared to diss the actor and likely won't be sending him any presents any time soon.

But go right ahead and send in those birthday best wishes to Sheen if you so desire. We won't judge.

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The producers of Fifty Shades of Grey are defending the casting of Dakota Johnson and Charlie Hunnam, which was not what you would call universally lauded.

Fantasy 50 Shades of Grey movie casting has become an online pastime for almost two years, which fans throwing out countless names and pairings.

Dakota Johnson and Charlie Hunnam? Not a common one.

A common Twitter refrain: "Who the heck are these people?"

Another fan, writing the film off before it's even started filming, wrote: "Ok… they freaking killed it. The movie has been totally ruined. Fifty Shades will suck."

Yet another likened the casting to Ben Affleck as Batman, calling Hunnam as Christian Grey "so wrong" and lamenting the early death of the 50 Shades film.

The backlash was so bad that the filmmakers responded.

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He may have been the worst host in Academy Awards history.

He holds about 27 occupations. He's very well-dressed and squints a lot.

All these topics and many more came up during the Comedy Central roast of James Franco last night, a program that trended all night on Twitter and which featured many of Hollywood's funniest men and women.

What were the best lines and slams? Watch the above video for a few gems and scroll down for our favorites...

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The stars of MTV's Teen Mom 3 are growing up fast.

The second episode of the season proved this again and again Monday night as the fab four struggled with bullying, debts, birth control, laziness ... you name it.

Come along for THG's official +/- recap!

Teen Mom 3 Cast Picture

Mackenzie Douthit's boyfriend Josh McKee decided not to move in with her after all, instead working out a deal where he stays over once per week.

He does this to help out with son Gannon, but Mackenzie’s mom set down the rules: the pair sleeps in different rooms, and no sex before marriage.

A little late for that. Minus 70.

Realizing the error of her ways - not boning, but unprotected boning - Mackenzie considers birth control. Plus 100. Of course, that's hard to bring up with mom.

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Did you hear the one about the Polish submarine with a screen door? The solar-powered Polish flashlight?

What about the Polish woman who wants to visit every city in the world and sleep with 100,000 for a total of 20 minutes each? No, really. This one is not a joke.

Meet Ania Lisewska. The 21-year old Warsaw native has reportedly already bedded 258 gentlemen callers from her home nation, but she has her clitoris sights set much higher.

"I want men from Poland, Europe and all around the world. I love sex, fun and men," Lisewska says.

"In Poland the subject of sex is still taboo and anyone who wants to fulfill their sexual fantasies is considered a deviant, a whore or mentally ill."

Somewhere, Farrah Abraham is cheering Ania on. Learn more about the woman's mission now:

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Charlie Hunnam has been cast as the lead in Fifty Shades of Grey.

But Bret Easton Ellis claims the Sons of Anarchy star was NOT the first choice of author E.L. James, who supposedly opened up to Ellis at a party this summer.

"E.L. James and I were at Rob Pattinson's house when she admitted that Rob was first choice for Christian," Ellis Tweeted soon after the major casting news broke yesterday.

Robert Pattinson on the Set

The controversial Ellis - who slammed Kelly Marcel as screenwriter of Fifty Shades of Grey - also shot down a couple other contenders who had been rumored for the part of this S&S fiend:

"Ian Somerhalder never in running," he wrote. "Matt Bomer was never up for the role either."

Was the part ever offered to Pattinson? It's unclear. Would he have taken it? We doubt it, no matter how sexy the star is in this Dior Homme ad.

But would you have wanted to see Robert Pattinson as Christian Grey?

 

 

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Is Pippa Middleton engaged to boyfriend Nico Jackson? Numerous, albeit unconfirmed, reports say it's true that he proposed in secret over the summer.

While the two have only been dating for six months, an insider says Pippa Middleton and her stockbroker boyfriend are keeping it quiet for obvious reasons.

They are delaying the engagement announcement, sources say, because "they didn't want to take any of the shine off [Kate Middleton] and her baby."

And the rumor mill isn't ending there ...

Multiple reports say that Pippa is set to walk down the aisle next spring and that the pair is beyond ecstatic with their new relationship status.

There's one thing missing, though.

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In a new lawsuit, rapper Lupe Fiasco is accused of helping hoard millions from a known drug lord's estranged wife during their ongoing divorce proceedings.

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Fiasco is being sued by the wife of convicted drug kingpin Charles Patton, who's serving a 44-year prison sentence for running a huge heroin ring.

Patton's wife apparently believes Lupe Fiasco conspired with him to stash $9 million in various bank accounts to keep it from her during their divorce.

The wife thinks she's uncovered the money trail and that it goes through Lupe, and has filed legal papers, suing to get what she claims is rightfully hers.

Lupe's lawyer denies the claim, saying the allegations are "baseless and will be proven false at trial ... there are no secret accounts and no illicit instructions."

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the Real Housewives of Miami performed some old "Black Magic" this week but it still wasn't enough to keep me from yawning through this episode.

We'll recap the marriage spin and boring sex in our THG +/- review.

The Happy Couple

A couple of weeks ago Romain bought Joanna a car. Now he's bought her a house. He obviously wants to get married…but not have sex?

Minus 17. Is anyone else confused? Romain and Joanna haven't had sex in six weeks and that's OK with him. Seriously? He even turns our down for a quickie in their new home.  

So what's the deal. Is he gay? Too tired from his mistress to want his fiancee?

Is he just not that into her? Or is he truly the romantic he claims to be and likes to take his time? Even if that's true, six weeks is a bit much, don't you think?

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