According to a scandalous new report, Miley Cyrus doesn't just ride around on a wrecking ball naked.
She also rides Juicy J, without a condom or birth control of any kind. Yes, Miley Cyrus is pregnant!!!
If you somehow believe random gossip website Creambmp (dot) com, that is.
That outlet claims Miley and Juicy made the announcement on Saturday at the Hip Hop Awards, with Billy Ray Cyrus even chiming in ("She really broke my achy breaky heart," the singer supposedly said of his daughter's expecting state) and Cyrus allegedly telling the doubters around her:
No, I’m really pregnant!
So what if no other celebrity news source has confirmed this bombshell?!?
Or even claimed that Miley was dating sometime collaborator Juicy J?
This one report was enough to generate major buzz on Twitter last night, with users speculating over whether Cyrus cheated on Liam Hemsworth with Juicy and got knocked up and that's she she has split from The Hunger Games star.
(UPDATE: Miley has since laughed off this rumor.)
Of course, OK! Weekly wants you to believe that Miley actually received a pregnancy scare from Hemsworth as well ...
The latest issue of that tabloid (below) writes that Liam was "ready to break up" with his fiancee last spring… until a positive home test revealed the couple was gonna have a baby.
“Miley thought she was expecting and wanted to announce it to the world, even before she went to a doctor to verify the results," says an anonymous source.
But Cyrus hasn't exactly been shy about revealing her bare, non-baby-bumping body to the world these days, so we're guessing nothing came of that scare.
We're also gonna take a wild guess and say she is NOT going to give birth to Juicy J's child any time in the near future. But if we're mistaken, hey, at least Miley has plenty of giant teddy bears at home for her baby to play with.