House MILF Craigslist Ad: Vermont Seniors Seek "Older" Woman For Cooking, Boning

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If you are an attractive "older woman" (under 25 need not apply) that's in need of sexual objectification and/or demeaning employment, well, listen up.

Some "fun and clean" University of Vermont seniors posted a Craigslist ad in Burlington requesting the services of a "House MILF" to cater to their needs.

Of which there are several:

UVM Ad

The ad states that the "fit 20 somethings" need someone to cook for them every couple of days and that the applicant can have "her pick" of the group to "have."

Sexually.

It's unclear if there were any takers, but it's hard to imagine every hot 26-year-old in the Green Mountain State sending in her resume immediately.

Alas, the House MILF search appears short-lived.

Police are investigating the Craigslist ad, which has since been taken down, on suspicion of "solicitation," according to the Burlington Free Press.

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Hmmmmm a house full of college seniors a girl could make something happen for herself if shes plays her cards right lol

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those americans with their G*damn Food!! (Fat Lunatics)