DMX ran laps around a hotel naked in Detroit last weekend for reasons unknown.
Fortunately, there is security video that documents this, whatever the impetus:
The video, posted on TMZ, clearly shows X wearing boxer shorts with socks and hilariously, a house arrest ankle bracelet as he prepares to channel Usain Bolt.
As an employee removes room service trays from a nearby room, he takes off!
Dropping his shorts with a huge grin on his face, he bursts into a full-on sprint.
Eventually, the rapper returned to the starting line and casually walked back to his room as if nothing ever happened. All in a day's work for X.
His explanation, according to the celebrity news site? Simply that he "felt like" doing a naked run that day and "I'm not ashamed of anything I got."
Good to know. We're just astonished that we did a story on the rapper that did not involve adding another image to our gallery of DMX mug shots.