Brooklyn Decker was the Maid of Honor.
Erin Andrews was a bridesmaid.
And yet with both of these beauties playing a role in Chrissy Teigen's wedding to John Legend over the weekend, Kim Kardashian managed to once again steal the spotlight...
... by not even showing up!
As explained in the above video, Kanye West was forced to attend the ceremony alone because Kim was home with little North West.
One, of course, could take this as a sign of maturity on Kim's part, of her embracing the role of motherhood and not wanting to leave her three-month old with a nanny for even 24 hours.
But the cynics may wonder whether Kardashian was simply avoiding an event because she's ashamed of her body and/or has signed a deal that forbids her from showing her post-baby body in public until she's posed for a magazine cover.
Kim has not made any public appearances since giving birth on July 15, with at least one report claiming her body rollout plan has backfired. Will people even care when she surfaces again?
And will her friendship with Teigen be affected by this no-show?
So many Kim Kardashian-based questions. So few answers that should matter to anyone.