Klingons? Captain James T. Kirk knows how to deal with those.
But a Twerking Miley Cyrus? Using a foam finger as a penis? Dancing all up on Robin Thicke in flesh-colored underwear? The Star Trek Enterprise skipper and his crew are at a loss.
In one of the best Internet uses we've seen in awhile, someone has cobbled together clips of Miley's VMA performance with Kirk and company aboard this iconic vessel, trying to decipher what is going on and what can be done about it.
Which is pretty much how we all feel about the routine, isn't it? Watch and laugh now: