Pssst, Alex Rodriguez: Can you pass this dude some of your performance enhancing drugs?
It's not like you'll be needing them any time soon.
At this weekend's Kansas City Royals-New York Mets baseball game, a muscle-bound dude in a tight t-shirt was handed a water bottle and seemingly asked to help get it open.
He tried and he tried... he twisted and he twisted... and then he handed the bottle back to its original owner, defeated.
Watch now as the announcers - led by former Seinfeld guest star Keith Hernandez - mock the man's epic failure: