He is just SO fluffy.
Say hello to Colonel Meow, a cat who recently set the Guinness World Record for longest hair, rocking out with nine-inch long fur that really needs to be seen to be believed.
So go right ahead and take a close look in this video:
The two-year old is owned by Anne Marie Avey and Eric Rosario of Los Angeles and weighs 10 pounds. A trio of veterinarians have confirmed his impressive length to Guinness.
The Colonel is even more of a viral sensation than Tuna the Dog, with over 180,000 Likes on Facebook and an astounding 1.3 million views on his YouTube channel. He's also on Twitter... and Tumblr... and he has his own website.
Yes, it's time to accept the truth: Colonel Meow is far more popular than we were in high school.