Keeping Up With the Kardashians Recap: Placenta For Dinner, Anyone?

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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the very first North West photo was revealed and Khloe Kardashian-Lamar Odom divorce rumors escalated.

Wait, that was real life. We forget that the show lags by a few months.

On the E! program, we saw (the producers pretend to have) Kim Kardashian hatch a plan to get back at her judgmental family by secretly feeding them placenta.

Meanwhile, Rob shocked everyone when the producers had him take up chainsaw art in Khloe's yard, and late night jokes began to bother someone.

Who was it? And how did it all play out? Find out in THG's recap!

Kim Kardashian, according to this week's script, was debating whether she should eat her own placenta when the baby arrives. As moms do sometimes.

Kourtney, of course, was all for it, saying she'd eat it too. Heck, she'd even have a third child just to eat placenta. Kourt is all over this kind of thing. Plus 100.

The rest of the family? Not so much. Minus 100.

It really bothered Kim that they weren't more open to the idea and where she's coming from, so the producers decided to teach them a lesson.

Kourtney and Kim Kardashian would henceforth order a random woman's placenta online, cook it, and serve it to their family, unbeknownst to them.

Minus 1,000 because that is flat-out gross. Plus 1,000 for the fact that the Kardashians would actually agree to put this over-the-top plot line on TV.

To eat your own placenta? A personal choice.

To make your family eat that unsuspectingly? Pretty shady stuff, even if we are ALL FOR Kris Jenner getting punked at every possible instant.

Kris, Bruce and Jonathan Cheban were predictably appalled when they learned what had just been served to them. Plus 100 for no one hurling.

Of course, it was obviously not placenta, which you couldn't buy online (or if you could, these two could not or would not do so). It was just brisket.

Minus 1,100 for that ridiculously concocted charade.

Elsewhere, Bruce became upset that Jimmy Fallon was constantly ragging on him ... which he shouldn't be surprised by, as he is married to Kris Jenner.

But Plus 100 because we do feel bad for the guy.

Also, Rob Kardashian was the subject of concern after Khloe pretended to just happen upon a huge bag of candy wrappers he threw in the trash.

People try to help Rob find a hobby or something to make him happy, so naturally we soon learn that he likes doing wood carvings with a chainsaw.

Minus 1,100 for more contrived nonsense.

He starts making "art" in Khloe and Lamar's backyard, and when it gets to be too much for the duo, Khloe sends him over to Kourtney and Scott's house.

Needless to say, they pretend to be upset, or like they don't know what to do about it, and then pretend they can't treat "fragile" Rob like an adult.

EPISODE TOTAL: -2,000! SEASON TOTAL: -7,440!

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This show is so fake. The whole scene was scripted. I knew that it was a brisket before they even cooked it, and no one looked like they were shocked or disgusted when they were told that they had just eaten "placenta". They were all in on it. Their acting sucks.

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.........don't believe what you see, it's 2013!!

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The Kardashians are becoming funnier and funnier all except Scott throwing away Roberts art which I thought was so insensitive. Scott was back to his Old Self ways this season. Bruce on Jimmy Fallon and the trick with the placenta was hilarious

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