Keeping Up With the Kardashians Recap: Kim Moves In! Bruce, Kylie and Kendall Move Out!

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Kim, Kim, Kim. It's all about Kim Kardashian, the Golden Child.

Or Golden Ticket, that might be more accurate. Call her what you want, there's no question that Kim is and has been Kris Jenner's favorite kid, bar none.

It's no surprise, then, that Kris proved once again on Sunday night's installment of Keeping Up With the Kardashians that she will do anything for Kim.

Or that others will notice and get pissed.

THG recaps the gripping episode, +/- style ...

When Kim Kardashian discussed moving back home in anticipation of baby North West's arrival, Kris was all good with that. What Kim wants, she gets.

She didn't bother to even ask anyone else.

Kim Kardashian sold her house, and her new house is not going to be ready until 2014, so obviously she was in a bind ... but still. It was awkward.

“It’s like this house isn’t even our own. It’s ridiculous!” Bruce said, echoing a familiar theme. "I’m just getting tired of it. There’s nothing for me here.”

Minus 200, because watching a man be emasculated on TV week after week is a truly painful exercise, especially when it's at the hands of Kris Jenner.

He didn't even get his putting green, either. So terrified of The Dictator is Bruce Jenner that he called off the plans. That is embarrassing. Minus 150.

Making matters worse, Kris hired a designer to turn one of the rooms into nursery, leading to somewhat cramped conditions for the rest of the residents.

Making matters worse yet, Kris imposed a "no visitors for 40 days after the birth" rule, most likely so no Kim Kardashian baby pictures would get out.

Just random Keek videos of paparazzi intruders.

Kylie and Kendall Jenner were far from pleased, given that this is their summer vacation we're talking about (and their mom loves Kim more clearly).

Kris' solution, of course, is not to bring everybody together and work out an amicable solution ... but rent out another house for Bruce, Kendall and Kylie.

Minus 800 for proving our point about Kim.

Three members of the family had to move out just so Kim could move in? Huh? Normally, Kim would just rent her own place, but this is far from normal.

When you're three (or more) times as important to the family business of printing money, this is the kind of attention you get from your boss slash mom.

It's Kim's world, people, and we're just living in it.

Good thing Khloe - whose sexy photo shoot for Lamar earns a Plus 150 this week - and Kourtney have others in their life who treat them well.

Well, sometimes Scott does at least.

The point is that if there's anything Kris has ever done says that her world is all about money and her kid (not kids) who produces it, this sums it up.

Don't you agree? Tell us below, THGers ...

EPISODE TOTAL: -1,000! SEASON TOTAL: -560!

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WHAT DO THE KARSADHIAN WOMEN HAVE AGAINST WHITE MEN??

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KRIS K IS NOTHING BUT A PIMP. ALSO SHE'S ALWAYS MADE IT CLEAR THAT KIM IS HER FAVORITE. IS THAT BECAUSE SHE MAKES THE MOST $$ FROM HER??? I REALLY FEEL BADLY FOR HER OTHER CHILDREN. AND POOR BRUCE-DON"T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT SCHLEP

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... but I am REALLY upset that Bruce did not stand up for his putting green!

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Oh, I seriously doubt this house was "cramped" just because one room is now being used for a nursery. Such high-class problems. Tsk.

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There is nothing bad for kim to stay in her mothers house bruce stop behaving like a baby and go back kris and stop making stories

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Bruce needs to man up and stop letting kris treat him the way she does, i was really shocked that kris rented out a house for bruce and the girls why couldnt kim move in that house kris is a joke, after watching last nights show i really dont think i will watch the show again i already stopped recording the series PLEASE KOURTNEY AND KLOHE GET YOUR OWN SHOW SO THAT I CAN HAVE SOMETHING TO WATCH ON SUNDAYS THEY ARE THE REALIEST ONES IN THAT FAMILY AND SO IS KENDAL AND KYLIE THOSE FOUR ARE THE ONLY REASONS I WATCH SO ON THAT NOTE PLEASE LADIES GET YOOUR OWN SHOW. KRIS AND KIM ARW MAKING THE SHOW BORING.

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Bruce needs to man up and stop letting kris treat him the way she does, i was really shocked that kris rented out a house for bruce and the girls why couldnt kim move in that house kris is a joke, after watching last nights show i really dont think i will watch the show again i already stopped recording the series PLEASE KOURTNEY AND KLOHE GET YOUR OWN SHOW SO THAT I CAN HAVE SOMETHING TO WATCH ON SUNDAYS THEY ARE THE REALIEST ONES IN THAT FAMILY AND SO IS KENDAL AND KYLIE THOSE FOUR ARE THE ONLY REASONS I WATCH SO ON THAT NOTE PLEASE LADIES GET YOOUR OWN SHOW. KRIS AND KIM ARW MAKING THE SHOW BORING.

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Bruce needs to man up and stop letting kris treat him the way she does, i was really shocked that kris rented out a house for bruce and the girls why couldnt kim move in that house kris is a joke, after watching last nights show i really dont think i will watch the show again i already stopped recording the series PLEASE KOURTNEY AND KLOHE GET YOUR OWN SHOW SO THAT I CAN HAVE SOMETHING TO WATCH ON SUNDAYS THEY ARE THE REALIEST ONES IN THAT FAMILY AND SO IS KENDAL AND KYLIE THOSE FOUR ARE THE ONLY REASONS I WATCH SO ON THAT NOTE PLEASE LADIES GET YOOUR OWN SHOW. KRIS AND KIM ARW MAKING THE SHOW BORING.

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I think kris has become a money hungry fame seeking dictator who plays favorites to Kim and brushes off everyone else . I get it that as a mother she wants to be there for her daughter during this time but upon that she's sweeping the rest of her family under the rug! She can still be there for Kim, be a good grandmother and help out while telling Kim to rent her own place for the time being- it's not like Kim dosnt have the money to stay anywhere she wants !!!! And she's also in her thirties , she has no business as successful established adult moving back in with her mom, dad and two teenage sisters and expecting them to adjust their lifestyles to her needs and demands ! Have kanye put u up in a nice luxury hotel or townhouse since money is no object apparently . And poor Bruce has been nothing but a great father figure all these years . He loves and supports the whole kardashian clan like they are his own . He has relationships with them all and I don't think he gets enough credit for being such a cool guy instead is treated like a doormat . Kris thinks she's a 25 ur old starlet and is letting money and the spotlight over ride what should be most important , family . She and Kim need a huge reality check that they're just people like the rest of us and surely nothing special to bow down to!!