Kim, Kim, Kim. It's all about Kim Kardashian, the Golden Child.
Or Golden Ticket, that might be more accurate. Call her what you want, there's no question that Kim is and has been Kris Jenner's favorite kid, bar none.
It's no surprise, then, that Kris proved once again on Sunday night's installment of Keeping Up With the Kardashians that she will do anything for Kim.
Or that others will notice and get pissed.
THG recaps the gripping episode, +/- style ...
When Kim Kardashian discussed moving back home in anticipation of baby North West's arrival, Kris was all good with that. What Kim wants, she gets.
She didn't bother to even ask anyone else.
Kim Kardashian sold her house, and her new house is not going to be ready until 2014, so obviously she was in a bind ... but still. It was awkward.
“It’s like this house isn’t even our own. It’s ridiculous!” Bruce said, echoing a familiar theme. "I’m just getting tired of it. There’s nothing for me here.”
Minus 200, because watching a man be emasculated on TV week after week is a truly painful exercise, especially when it's at the hands of Kris Jenner.
He didn't even get his putting green, either. So terrified of The Dictator is Bruce Jenner that he called off the plans. That is embarrassing. Minus 150.
Making matters worse, Kris hired a designer to turn one of the rooms into nursery, leading to somewhat cramped conditions for the rest of the residents.
Making matters worse yet, Kris imposed a "no visitors for 40 days after the birth" rule, most likely so no Kim Kardashian baby pictures would get out.
Just random Keek videos of paparazzi intruders.
Kylie and Kendall Jenner were far from pleased, given that this is their summer vacation we're talking about (and their mom loves Kim more clearly).
Kris' solution, of course, is not to bring everybody together and work out an amicable solution ... but rent out another house for Bruce, Kendall and Kylie.
Minus 800 for proving our point about Kim.
Three members of the family had to move out just so Kim could move in? Huh? Normally, Kim would just rent her own place, but this is far from normal.
When you're three (or more) times as important to the family business of printing money, this is the kind of attention you get from your boss slash mom.
It's Kim's world, people, and we're just living in it.
Good thing Khloe - whose sexy photo shoot for Lamar earns a Plus 150 this week - and Kourtney have others in their life who treat them well.
Well, sometimes Scott does at least.
The point is that if there's anything Kris has ever done says that her world is all about money and her kid (not kids) who produces it, this sums it up.
Don't you agree? Tell us below, THGers ...
EPISODE TOTAL: -1,000! SEASON TOTAL: -560!