Want to be Farrah Abraham's Sugar Daddy? Which entails lavishing her with expensive gifts just so she'll pay attention to you and pretend she cares?
Sounds like an awesome arrangement, we know.
Farrah Abraham and Sydney Leathers are really on to something with this not-quite-prostituting pursuit. So how do you get started wooing her?
Well, there's a nice "Wish List" of things she'd like you to buy for her on Amazon. Good place to start if you're into this sort of thing (and person).
She shared this helpful guide to buying her affections. You can go in on a $20 pair of sequined booty shorts, or go ALL OUT with a $1,500 bookcase.
Who knows what the $1,500 gets you. Talking dirty on the phone? Sexting? A signed, Deluxe Collector's Edition Farrah Abraham Sex Tape?
We can only guess.
Clearly, though, her one-time trashy best friend for life Myla Sinanaj was right about at least one thing. Farrah is unabashed in her pursuit of money.
She may be a liar, claiming to be a millionaire while begging for lingerie, costumes, clothes, monokinis, and gifts for Sophia online, but she goes HARD.
Farrah also picked out a few dresses in the $600 range, which she might even wear for you while swinging on the $700 chandelier you can also buy her.
She tweeted out the link with the message: “I love my #GIFTS Thank you Fans xo.”
There are so many possible responses to this, but two in particular come to mind:
- Anyone who buys the girl a gift should reexamine their life immediately.
- The bikini seen in the Farrah Abraham sex tape costs $26! Who knew.