Dog the Bounty Hunter: Going After Edward Snowden?!

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Dog the Bounty Hunter, or Duane Chapman, is reportedly going after Edward Snowden ... even if that means illegally trying to capture him in Russia.

“Sometimes you gotta bend the rules to save America," Dog is quoted as saying.

"And if I can catch this traitor Snowden and bring him back to God’s side, then it will be well worth the risk of a lifetime of hard labor in a Siberian gulag.”

Sure thing.

Dog the Bounty Hunter Promo Pic
Snowden Photo

Dog is apparently not alone in his dogged pursuit.

Reports say several bounty hunters are willing to risk their freedom to capture and return the "fugitive" NSA whistleblower, who sought asylum in Russia.

None more high profile than Chapman, however.

According to reports, he stated, "Every Dog has it’s day, but Snowden, your days are numbered. Me and Beth are gonna catch you and bring ya to justice."

"We're gonna do it the American way. If you’re listening right now slick Eddy, the Dog’s comin’ for ya. You can run, but you can’t hide."

"The Dog has picked up your trail.”

Dog and his wife Beth Chapman are said to be headed to Hong Kong first in an effort to sniff out possible clues in Snowden’s old hotel room there.

This story may or may not be fake, as its sources are questionable and it has already sparked several denials ... but even so, it's a hilarious concept.

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This story is totally false. The Chapmans have already talked to the media and made it clear they are NOT going after Snowden. Real classy site with the disgusting personal comments here. Its like being back in grade 3 recess

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SNOWDEN IS KING OF THE BOUNTY HINTERS ... HE
BAG THE CRIMINAL FED GOV !!!! WHAT 'D DOG GET ??? A FEW DRUG ADDICTS ?? POOOO !!! AND A GIANT SCROTUM - CRUSHER ISH WIFE ..... HEY , AUGIE DOGGY : HALLOWEEN IS NOT TIL OCTOBER , FEM-BOT !!

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THE BIGGEST BOUNTY THAT CLOWN BAGGED WAS THAT GROSS HOG PIG OF A WIFE .... WOOOOF !!!! TIME FOR MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY !!!!

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Aren't you on probabation DOG???? Can't you not leave Hawaii??? So basically you need to break America's rules on you to save America... Seriously... It's not like he's Binnie man or anything... Let him be!

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HOMOS ARE OUTLAWED IN RUSSIA !!!! DOGY BAG AIN'T GOT THE GUTS !!!1

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if he does, "LOSER" will be his first name!!

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He isn't doing anything for the 'good' of our country, he's doing it for the ONE BILLION DOLLARS! Snowden was in the CIA....do you really think he is going to be so careless to be caught by the likes of 'Dog'? Bahahahaha......really, get over yourself!

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This made me laugh REALLY hard.. Do you know ANYTHING outside USA??
Ya think that a longhaired cowboy will do well in RUSSIA??? HAHAHAHA...this is so funny...GOOD LUCK !

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My your own business Dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@ dee

I agree... plus they let him stay there and offered him a really good job. So I doubt they will even allow these wannabes even arrest him . Everyone should just give it up. He let the world know how fucked up our government really is

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Well as long as the Russians do catch him. And Dog does get life to eternity in a Siberian prison. I'm all for it.