Dog the Bounty Hunter: Going After Edward Snowden?!

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Dog the Bounty Hunter, or Duane Chapman, is reportedly going after Edward Snowden ... even if that means illegally trying to capture him in Russia.

“Sometimes you gotta bend the rules to save America," Dog is quoted as saying.

"And if I can catch this traitor Snowden and bring him back to God’s side, then it will be well worth the risk of a lifetime of hard labor in a Siberian gulag.”

Sure thing.

Dog the Bounty Hunter Promo Pic
Snowden Photo

Dog is apparently not alone in his dogged pursuit.

Reports say several bounty hunters are willing to risk their freedom to capture and return the "fugitive" NSA whistleblower, who sought asylum in Russia.

None more high profile than Chapman, however.

According to reports, he stated, "Every Dog has it’s day, but Snowden, your days are numbered. Me and Beth are gonna catch you and bring ya to justice."

"We're gonna do it the American way. If you’re listening right now slick Eddy, the Dog’s comin’ for ya. You can run, but you can’t hide."

"The Dog has picked up your trail.”

Dog and his wife Beth Chapman are said to be headed to Hong Kong first in an effort to sniff out possible clues in Snowden’s old hotel room there.

This story may or may not be fake, as its sources are questionable and it has already sparked several denials ... but even so, it's a hilarious concept.

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To even have to say "may or may not be fake" kinda already says its FAKE! They've said NOT INTERESTED. Looks like you some of their "quotes" from different places together to make it look like they said this junk. Fake fake fake!

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ttp://www.bizjournals.com/paci... This site needs to fact check

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Hmmm really? Does anyone follow Dog or Beth on Twitter? Beth has said NOT interested. Where are you getting the information for this article? Sounds bogus to me...

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This article is ridiculous. The Chapmans have already said publicly that they have no intention of going after him. Perhaps you should check your facts first. Also, just because you have freedom of speech to say what you want in a comment here, doesn't always mean you should. Your name calling is not necessary and makes people not take you seriously. Just saying :)

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I met Dog last week in Hawaii. Such a nice man and took time to talk to my kids. Very polite and kind. Love you brotha

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Dog rules !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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We love Dog and Beth. Their message of no-drugs, hard work and second chances is so important into today’s fast society

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We love Dog and look forward to the new shows this Saturday at 9pm on CMT. More hunting, less drama rules

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This must be a slow day for crappy gossip sites. Story is untrue. The Chapmans tweeted that they have no intention of going after Snowden

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I cannot believe the idiots here. Dog has worked all over the USA and Canada and is not on probation. Gees, some people are beyond dumb.