Portuguese soccer god Cristiano Ronaldo is giving last month's Carly Rae Jepsen first pitch fail a run for its terrible money ... and he's a pro athlete!
Throwing out the ceremonial first pitch at the Dodgers game in Los Angeles last night, Ronaldo showed fans why he's made millions with his footwork.
He airmailed the catcher by a good five feet. Take a look:
We'll give him a pass for at least getting it to the plate. Perhaps he was overcompensating out there, with Carly Rae's epic fail in the back of his mind.
Also, at least he didn't fall down fist-pumping a la Chad Qualls.
Check out the full video of his Ronaldo's first pitch below: