Take a seat, Brad Pitt.
Your Chanel No. 5 ad is no longer the strangest commercial we've seen this year.
In a new spot for Calvin Klein, Christy Turlington proves that she's only gotten better with age... while confounding us with a voiceover that includes:
"Clothes tell a story. Sometimes it's true. Sometimes it's what you want people to think. But this says what I really feel. It's not a secret. Just personal. You might be surprised. Just between you and me."
Well, sure. Of course. We totally understand.
Watch Turlington confuse and arouse now: