The Canyons Trailer: Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape Action!

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Your hopes of a second quasi-Lindsay Lohan sex tape are finally coming true, guys. In The Canyons trailer, at least. It's I Know Who Killed Me redux!

Just kidding. We have no idea if any film could ever be that bad. But the just-released trailer for the erotic, noir film does feature LiLo stripping, so ...

The preview starts with Lohan's character, Tara, waxing philosophical about films as pictures of rundown movie theaters pan across the screen, obviously.

She decides, "Maybe it's just not my thing anymore." Deep.

If The Canyons director Paul Schrader intentionally meant this to mirror Lindsay Lohan's actual career, then bravo. If not, well, at least there's sex?

It sure looks like it anyway.

There are sexy Lindsay Lohan looks galore, and one scene that appears to show the 27-year-old in the process of shooting a sex tape with James Deen.

Farrah Abraham is so jealous right now.

Lindsay strips down multiple times throughout the one-minute clip, at the end of which she laments "I guess I'd like to keep some parts of my life private."

Again ... art imitating life people.

"See it August 2 in select theaters or in the privacy of your home," the trailer advertises. You know, in case you don't want anyone to know you saw The Canyons.

Check out a few earlier trailers, plus some memorable Lohan scenes in the epic mystery / unintentional comedy flick I Know Who Killed Me below ...

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together withlindsay and me

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i love her since she 5year

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i love her since she 5year

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i love her since she 5year

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this girl is a porn star in training. give it a couple years, if she doesn't OD first

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All I can really say about Lindsay Lohan is Clean yourself up....you Hot Greasy uncool mess! Nobody takes you seriously anymore so why in the hell should we? Get it together loony toon!

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It has to be a TRAILER, because WHO in their right mind would want to get involved with her? The only way, is through ACTING, and that is it. WHO REALLY CARES?