Not everything in the WWE is scripted.
During an event in Cape Town, South Africa yesterday, Randy Orton celebrated a victory by standing on the ring's turnbuckle… only for a fan to sneak into the ring and clock the grappler in the testicular region.
See for yourself and, fellas, you may wanna cross your legs as you do:
"The matter is currently under investigation by the local authorities, and the South African fan is being held in jail pending criminal charges," reads a post on the WWE website. "The extent of Orton's injuries are unknown at this time."
We doubt they're very serious. But, as every warm-blooded male around the world can relate to, that doesn't mean this wasn't extraordinarily painful.