Dear Star Magazine: it's too late. Miley Cyrus has already won.
The tabloid took a break from its Kim Kardashian baby coverage last week to come up with a convoluted cover story that claims Cyrus has a "secret drug problem."
She apparently exhibits bizarre behavior. She often goes days without sleep. And she was spotted snorting "white powder" at a NYC party.
Where's the proof behind these allegations?
Nowhere to be found, of course, unless a series of anonymous quotes would somehow convict the 20-year old superstar.
The magazine goes on to claim that Miley's problems with Liam Hemsworth can be traced back to her substance abuse, with the actor telling her to choose between him and the drugs.
Considering she is still sporting an engagement ring... and the couple has been spotted out together recently... we guess Miley made her choice.
So much for that ultimatum.