As we reported Monday, Lindsay Lohan is getting ready to grant a tell-all interview and docu-series to Oprah Winfrey ... but it's gonna cost O plenty.
We're talking a stunning $2 million, according to a TMZ report.
OWN has been negotiating with the star for months, and she seems poised to bank seven figures twice over for being a hot mess. What a world.
Heck, Playboy paid a mere $1 million for Lindsay Lohan nude.
LiLo has torpedoed her career over the years with her inability to get her ish together, but paradoxically, this is also becoming her calling card.
Because of the drama and interest created by almost going to jail, firing her lawyer, going to Betty Ford, bailing on rehab, etc ... she could get rich.
In addition to all those zeroes, Lindsay Lohan will get some perks from Oprah as well, to the tune of two fully-paid personal assistants and a stylist.
Substance abuse and sex tapes. The new acting.
Lindsay Lohan: Can she stay clean?