This just in: the paparazzi totally suck.
In the following video, an angry Kristen Stewart arrives at her car and finds someone has scrolled "I [Heart] Rob" in dirt on the hood, an obvious reference to Robert Pattinson.
Did the photographers snickering behind the camera etch that message themselves in order to prompt a reaction from the actress? It certainly appears that way.
It also appears as if Stewart curses them off before she gets behind the wheel... but can you blame her?