Michael Douglas Cancer: Caused by Cunnilingus?!?

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Michael Douglas is 68 years old and is married to a gorgeous 43-year old.

And now we know why.

In a very revealing interview with The Guardian, the veteran actor touched on a number of topics, including his 2010 throat cancer diagnosis.

"Without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus," Douglas told the newspaper.

Serious Michael Douglas

Wait... WHAT?!?

"From cunnilingus," the star repeated. "I mean, I did worry if the stress caused by my son's incarceration didn't help trigger it. But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer.... And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it."

As for the Oscar winner's current state of health. It's "good," he says, adding:

"I have to check in regularly – now it's every six months – but I'm more than two years clear. And with this kind of cancer, 95% of the time it doesn't come back."

No. Not apparently, unless Douglas himself goes back to Catherine Zeta-Jones for seconds and thirds and fourths...

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Wow. Old Miley D. Must've had his head neck deep in some poon....or He couldve been deep throatin some dirty dick....either way, it's TMGDI!" Barf.

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Joy , you are courageous and factually correct . The subhumans whom have nothing to say exist only to fight the truths that are not convenient for them . if you say , perfectly correctly , that obama is a part white negro , the losers would carry on delusionally about that ..

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@ Neil

HUH!?!?"@€£¥#

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????? I can't believe what I just read. No comment. Still laughing.

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Sorry but you really to class up this site. You might then get rid of the morons who post here. Your stories are gutter filled at times.

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@ Spare+me

YEAH , OK WE'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT !!! IATOLLA .

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MIKE IS A PART WHITE SEMITE --U KNOW: ARAB,INDIAN, JEW... THE BLACK HAIRED, HUMP NOSE PEOPLE LIKE IN THE GODFATHER MOVIE .... OH YEAH !!! THE GODFATHER DEPICTS JEWISH PEOPLE AND JEWISH LIFE .... IT'S REVENGE FOR THE NAZI MOVIES ABOUT JEWS.. --- IT'S THE MANIA OF THESE PEOPLE TO INSIST THEY ARE WHITE ... OF OURSE THEY ARE NOT .
RACE MIXING BEING A V IOLATION OF THE LAWS OF NATURE .... RESULTS IN DEFECTIVE CREATURES PRONE TO DISEASE LIKE CANCER .... THAT'S NATURE SAYING : YOU'RE NOT FIT TO LIVE...

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@ JOY

Level with me will you Joy, Are your parents brother and sister?

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@ My Two Cents.....

YOUR TWO SCENTS ARE : SHIT AND BO

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@ My Two Cents.....

LMFAO

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......is he leaving us soon?

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@ abe

Shut up Abe.

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The only way u can get HPV is by skin to skin contact which means Douglas has been deep throating a cock to get it!! Last I checked females had in word parts... Just sayin!

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@ Love777

Right there with ya!"

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@ Love777

I realy think he could have avoided this kind of discussion. I am not sure how his emotionaly fragile wife would take to that. Iguess Diandra may still had the last laugh. All of MD's sexual addiction behavior hurt him the most.