Kim Kardashian Baby Name: North West (Seriously)!!

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Five days after Kim Kardashian gave birth to a baby girl, the new arrival's name has been revealed at last ... and it's guaranteed to surprise their fans.

North West! Or Nori for short! Seriously!

Kimye Photograph

A close source added that the "birth certificate is already out," and that the little baby girl, born five weeks early on Saturday, has no middle name.

Just North West, people. Represent.

"They will call her Nori for short," says a family insider, who denied the seemingly fitting Kaidence Donda West rumor earlier in the week.

Looks like Kaidence, while unique, was still too conventional. Kimye shocked everyone with the mere fact that the baby name does not start with K!

In any case, Lil North was born ahead of schedule June 15 at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Beverly Hills, and everybody is healthy and happy.

Thrown off and scrambling to monetize this, but healthy and happy.

What do you think of the name North West?

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Presumably the family jewelry engraver is already working on the gold and gem studded sign to dangle around the child's neck as she enters school that spells out "Kick Me, My Parents are Fools" but at least it will sparkle.... poor little girl, hope she gets to take self defense lessons...maybe it is good Bruce has a gun...oh wait, he's just the step grampa... sigh...much love and good wishes to the little girl...

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I feel for this poor innocent baby. First of all coming into this already crazy world, & to have parents as a hoe for a mother, a sleeze bag for a father. What is wrong w/this 2 morons calling this child North. She will be ridiculed her whole life because of this ridiculous name. ENOUGH W/THESE 2 & THIS FAMILY....PLEASE MAKE THEM ALL GO AWAY......

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@ Desiree

WELL SAID--THANK YOU!

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Did they want to guarantee this child would be teased her entire life or did Kanye just need another reason to rant at people . if this was their attempt at the most unique celebrity name they missed the mark by a mile. Lmfao like everyone else!!!

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I'll be the 1st to say I like Kim although I'm not a big fan of Kanye's he always looks angry. North may not be everyone's choice for a baby's name but then it was their choice. There are some celebrity parents that has given their baby a much worse name than North. To name a few Apple, Rummer, Honor, Romeo, Justice, Story there are many more that would not have been my choice and I feel are worse for a baby. For that matter why would anyone name a child Blue Ivy and no one complained about it because of who her parents are, get over it it isn't your choice.

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Did you read about what that cunt gave the royal princess she gave her a present a while back astrology book on the sign CANCER. She wrote since we are having our babies in July and some other crap she wrote to princess Kate. In people magazine Kate did not respond nor did she give her a fuck you note. But by not responding maybe she did.

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@ Eula

Chastity, who turns out to be.................. whatever. I think it started with the name.

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I don't care much about how these people live their lives, but I was hoping for them to at least give their child a decent name. I was so wrong. I don't know if it's for publicity (probably is) but what were they thinking? Poor child. Kris has much better taste in names than Kim that's for sure.

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I guess when two idiots breed, we shouldn't expect much. Poor kid.

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@ jacasa

LIKE THAT!!!!

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That has to be the funniest thing. North west? Really?

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@ RoxyJae

Yeah what's the middle name south?

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It's all about the shock factor with celebrities. Too bad a child has to be involved in this game!

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@ Yvette

I think they thought kadience was nice until they heard all the negative feedback. Or they put that kadience name out there so people can give them more attention
It worked. We fell for it. But that's just that cunt a media whore

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@ Eula

I'm guessing all the shit you put on here is for attention also. But that's just a cunt media whore you should know.

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What happen to the name Kaidence?!
North is a idiotic name.

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@ Cheyenne

Yeah well too idiots named her.

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