The pregnant Kate Middleton and Kim Kardashian are due the same day, according to a new tabloid report. All we have to say about that is O.M.G.
Seriously. Pencil in a Twitter crash around July 13.
According to a recent slew of royal baby betting, and from what we've gleaned from news reports, that's the date when the royal heir(ess) will arrive.
At least it's the current odds-on favorite. Ditto baby Yeezus.
While their backgrounds, parenting styles and baby bump fashion couldn't differ more, these are without a doubt the two biggest baby stories of the year.
Does Us offer any legitimate insight in the covery story above? Doubtful. Does it have to? No, because they know people can't wait and will read anything.
On that pointless note, vote in our survey and tell us ...
Which baby are you most excited for?!