Couple Having Sex in Public Park: Busted By 25 Bike Cops on Training Ride!

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An apparently aroused Pennsylvania couple spent a night in jail after they got caught having sex in a public park by 25 bike cops on a training ride.

Hornballs

Richard McBride, 37, and Jennifer Harvey, 41, were boning near a baseball diamond at the appropriately named Naylor's Run Park at 4 p.m. Tuesday.

That's when a swarm of officers from the area rolled through on a bike patrol training ride through the Philadelphia suburbs and saw them on a baseball field.

"There they were, on the first base line," Upper Darby Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood said, though they were WELL beyond first base at that point.

If you know what we mean!

Chitwood then offered this amazing quote:

"So there's a bench, and she is bent over the bench and our friend here is behind her with his pants down to his ankles, just banging away."

Gives you the visual you need right there.

The couple, who are from Philadelphia, were arrested and charged with lewdness and disorderly conduct, and later cut loose on $30,000 bail.

As for the training exercise, the ride was part of a week-long program that trains cops on how to conduct bike patrols. Looks like it was an early success.

"Imagine being arrested by 25 cops," Chitwood mused. "They were as shocked as the police were."

Seriously. Who gets arrested by one bike cop, let alone 25?

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Foul on the foul line.

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This a a "Poster Couple" of Americas new couple. This match made in Heaven is what every media outlet tries to promote. They insist on Black men and White women crash into each other and make babies and this is what the finished product usually looks like, maybe not in the beginning but everytime I see any particular swirl , this couple is what I see.

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She's so hot, he couldn't wait to get to a room! (NOT!) She looks like honey boo boo's mom. He's no looker either!

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Yup...they look about what I expected them too!" :-P

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Omg..gross