Charlie Sheen UNLOADS on Farrah Abraham in Epic Rejection Letter

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A desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua.

That's how Charlie Sheen describes Farrah Abraham in an epic rejection letter after she leaked their text messages from earlier in the week.

What's he rejecting her from, you ask? His company, life, the planet ... who knows honestly. But he clearly wants nothing to do with her AT ALL.

Here's what Sheen wrote to Farrah Abraham:

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hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs
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ROFL. Wow. Sheen's letter is an all-timer, even by Warlock standards. We're gonna guess no one in the troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life is #WINNING.

If you missed it, Farrah reached out to Charlie via text message last month, looking for a role on Anger Management, and/or a play date with their kids.

Sheen responded positively, agreeing to meet up, however that hadn't happened yet and sure as hell isn't going to now that she pulled this stunt.

Of course, much like her sex tape spin, the pathological liar will probably say her phone was hacked and it wasn't her who leaked the texts to the world.

That's how she rolls.

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Farrah your one ugly tranny looking whore!! Get real do you honestly think Charlie would be with a women that looks like a man!! Get over your damn ugly self!! Your not pretty!! You have no talent but in your ass hole!!

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@ Sarah

It's not the SEX part we are aggravated with. I's the fact that she lies and tries to pass it off as something else. NOBODY likes a liar! Liberate THAT!

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@ Fahlina_G

Sorry Sarah, i thought I was replying to the comment above you.

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I this is her way of promoting herself she wil live to regret it...AND it isn't even workng. I'm sure a couple of smart-ass bottom feeders from your rea will gladly rent a garage take all kinds of phtos and actions and run it for the light run it will be, a few bucks and lots of shame you can have 15 minutes of shame to last you more then15 miutes--how about the rest of your and your daughter's lives. Why are you doing this to her????Anything between you and Charlie should have been just you and Charie. If you thought this type of blackmail would work--you see it didn't. Stop before you get in any deeper.

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Hey Farrah u Skank whore, Charlie Sheen blew up the network with his message to u Farrah. Ur smart mouth has pissed off alot of people and now go kill ur self

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il love you Charlie. your letter made my day. you are so always right and this time more than ever.
Farrah, you are such a loser and slut.,

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Classic, beautiful, Charlie I love it ! It's probably the only time I would agree w/ him but I totally do, well put !

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hahahaa, i have never loved CHarlie Sheen more than i do now.hahahahaha

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A whore is a whore is a whore. Boo Fucking Hoo!!! Who gives a fuck what that whore does? She should be run smooth out the country. And her mom is a nut for not beating the hell out of her for that "sex" tape. Who in the hell has anal sex and boasts about it? Her kids' other grandparents should press for custody. Some way to raise your child. You cant turn a whore into a housewife. Get a real job and quit giving the blow ones whore

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@ tiffany mcwilliams

you go girl!!!!

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Actually there's more to this story. TMZ had Farrah on last night and asked her what she thought about Charlie and Harvey from TMZ asked her quite blank are you sexually attracted to Charlie and she said NO. And now of course Charlie hears this and we have this response from him.

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@ Michael

more to this story..Lmao.. he just told it like it is in his witty and wild way because he was furious she posted his PRIVATE talk to the press..anyway i am sure he was amused at first but he in no way would have meet her..and now he is not amused anymore..i love Charlie Sheen, even if his choice of 'partners' is not my cup of tea to say the least this nobody teen mom porn star is too low for him.

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When I saw that the messages had been 'leaked' I knew there would be a fallout. My opinion of CS's response to the 'leak'? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA breathe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG SO FUNNY!! She so deserved that!!!! But of course she will take zero blame for the 'leak' just like she took zero blame for the disgusting Back Door tape 'leak'. Go away Farrah. You disgust me.

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Karma for Both!

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@ Michael

Actually, you disgust us ALL!!!

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