You asked for it, and now you've got it. Okay, you didn't ask for it, but Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil still released a music video for her debut single "It's Tan Mom."
It is probably the worst video in the history of human civilization.
Yes, it really is that bad. We dare you to check it out above.
If you couldn't bring yourself to, she begins with the classic "It's Tan Mom, B!TCH" a la Britney Spears ... and it pretty much goes downhill from there.
Or uphill, depending on your POV. Maybe she's in on the joke?
Eh, you know what, don't even watch. It's beyond terrible. By the end, Patty just plain gives up trying to sing along to the beat and just kinda hangs around.
At least the Garden State hottie wears a bikini throughout.
You can't make up, or unsee this stuff. Sorry THGers.