Patricia Krentcil, New Jersey's infamous "Tanning Mom," is trading the tanning bed for the recording studio. Yes, she's about to drop her debut single.
Don't even ask us why, but here's a sneak preview:
The song, titled "It's Tan Mom" (seriously), will be available on iTunes today. Don't everybody crash their servers with massive traffic at once, okay?
Patricia Krentcil said she was influenced by Rihanna's "Diamonds" as well as other hits, but rest assured, she added her own spin to the HOT song.
"I took all the lyrics and what was written in front of me and I scrambled it up and I put my own words into the song," the 44-year-old said of her debut.
Scrambled is a good word for it. As well as your brain, after you've suffered through even a few snippets. Seriously, you can't do justice to its terribleness.
If you're a real glutton for punishment, check out the slideshow of Tanning Mom photos after the jump. Talk about things you wish you could un-see ...