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The very first Machete Kills trailer is here! It's in Spanish, but you can get the gist of it.

The trailer is so in Spanish, in fact, that they refer to Charlie Sheen by his birth name, Carlos Estevez. Maybe he should take the opportunity to try to reinvent himself as a sexy Antonio Banderas-type (he's also in the movie, by the way).

The trailer features an opening from director Robert Rodriguez and star Danny Trejo. Take a look:

Trejo returns as the hero Machete, an ex-Federal Agent who is recruited by the U.S. President to help stop a billionaire arms dealer bent on spreading war across the world, played by Mel Gibson (not too far off from his actual persona).

EDIT - Hit the jump for the English Language Trailer:

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In anticipation of Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 8 - which premieres this Sunday!!! - E! has released a new portrait of reality television's First Family.

It includes all the main players except the newest: Where is Kanye West, people?!?

Kardashians Family Portrait

According to In Touch Weekly sources, Kim Kardashian wanted her baby daddy to be a party of the family "publicity machine" and pose for the photo.

But the rapper refused.

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Britney Spears has been there.

She's shaven her head. She's taken an umbrella to a car. She's gone off the young-and-famous reservation.

So while this may seem crazy upon first glance, it also makes some sense and speaks very highly of the superstar: she has supposedly reached out to Amanda Bynes.

  • Britney Spears Red Carpet Pose
  • Amanda Bynes Underwear Photo

“Britney had a brief conversation with Amanda the week before her arrest and promised to personally help Amanda get her career back on track by helping her record music," a source tells Perez Hilton.

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If the Zombie Apocalypse was nigh, would you abandon your family to help find the cure?

Or would you grab some old Twinkies and a radio (there's always a radio) and take to the cellar?

The first clip from World War Z shows Brad Pitt wrestling with this dilemma. Take a look:

The apocalyptic film finds Earth ravaged by a zombie outbreak. Pitt plays Gerry Lane, a UN employee recruited to help find the cure.

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Well, this is a new one.

A woman named Starkeema Greenidge has filed a lawsuit because she claims to have contracted herpes at a Barclay Center Rihanna concert in Brooklyn.

Rihanna in Spain

According to documents obtained by TMZ, Greenidge explains that a rep for RiRi Woo - a produced endorsed by the singer - applied the lipstick to her upper lip and told her to spread it around.

The next day?

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Sick of P90X?

Too lazy to head to the gym?

Have no idea how to bench press?

Don't worry: Joanna Rohrback has the fitness plan for you. Invented in 1989, Prancercise is somehow making the rounds again, thanks to the beauty of the Internet.

It involves a "spring, rhythmic way of moving forward, similar to a horse's gait," according to Rohrback. And, no, this is not a joke. There's an actual Prancercise book out there!

Gallop away and look for it now!

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Don't let the name fool you

Yes, the Farrah Abraham sex tape is titled "Backdoor Teen Mom," but this amateur porn actress makes it clear in a new interview with The Broward Palm Beach New Times:

"It was more than anal sex."

In related news: apparently Farrah Abraham gave an interview to The Broward Palm Beach New Times?!?

Farrah Abraham Topless Pic

The young mother also took a few moment to once again diss co-star James Deen, telling the newspaper he was only a gentle lover because she forced him to be.

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During McDonald's annual shareholders meeting last week, CEO Don Thompson found himself forced to defend the company's menu options.

To a nine-year old girl.

Asked why the global chain didn't offer more healthy recipes and items, Thompson responded to the inquisitive young lady by saying the restaurant isn't as bad for you as many seem to believe.

McDonald's Image

"We don't sell junk food," Thompson said. "My kids also eat McDonald's... We serve a lot of foods and veggies at McDonald's and are trying to sell even more with the apples that we introduced into the Happy Meal."

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