Lindsay Lohan: Rehab is a Joke, I've Only Done Cocaine 4-5 Times, Ecstasy is Better Anyway

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Lindsay Lohan says she's not a big drinker, has only done cocaine 4-5 times in her life and has never done LSD, heroin or anything you have to inject.

She also swears she does not have a substance abuse problem and does not need rehab - which she finally checked into last week - for 90 days.

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In an interview with the Daily Mail (UK), Lohan tells Piers Morgan that the media loves to make a huge deal out of nothing, mostly, and she's great.

"I don’t think I need to be on lockdown for three months. I don’t think that’s rehab," the 26-year-old says. "I’ve been court-ordered to do it six times."

"I could write the book on rehab. Constantly sending me is pointless. The first few times I was court-ordered to rehab it was like a joke, like killing time."

"They just ask me the same old questions I’d answered before."

"I think there are other things I could do instead. The best thing they could do would be to make me go abroad to different countries and work with children."

Lindsay Lohan also claims that she hasn't taken any drugs (besides her beloved Adderall) in a year and can give up drinking any time she darn well pleases.

Other notable takeaways from the actress' interview:

  • The late Heath Ledger told her he gave up alcohol for a year so she took his advice when it comes to controlling her drinking ... for better or worse.
  • She's taken cocaine "maybe 4 or 5 times in my life... I don’t like it. It reminds me of my dad. I took it 4-5 times from age 20-23 and got caught twice."
  • People may not believe her, but "It's the truth. I’ve never taken heroin either, never injected myself with anything, never done LSD. Those things scare me."
  • She has however, done "pot, obviously. And ecstasy. I liked that better than the others (giggles). I didn’t drink on it, so I was just chilling."
  • She's straight, not bisexual.

Anyone believing any of this?


never candy-flipped, have had a 2-day trip thoug ;)


Pot, LSD, Ex, Opium, Coke once, and more pot and LSD.. and more pot.. and beer


Really only done coke a 5 or 6 times. Those teeth she had before she got them crowned beg to differ. I have been smoking cigarettes for 20 years and still get complements on my teeth. I know those stains were not from cigarettes. Those were tell tell lines from heavy crack smoking. Give it up. The first step in
Recovery is admitting u have a problem. recovery recpver


....and she's not a drunk either. Yeah, yeah, yeah.


Everyone is sick and tired of the press making so much of a spoiled, selfish, self centered brat. If she wants to make an ass of her self, let her do it.....who cares. There are a lot more important things going on in the world that need our attention, not some idiot who wants attention.

@ Joan Powell

Joan...that's so VERY, VERY TRUE!!!!! A lot of people keep reporting on that annoying loony-tune LiLo just to (1) sell magazines and to (2) make $$$. Bottom Line here: Lindsay Lohan is nothing but a pathetic waste of space!!!!! Case closed.


She is trashy drunk with no sense of future or right vs wrong. How can people idolize people like her is beyond me. How about ecxtacy and mdma? Even if no drugs, alcohol is enough to make you trash.


she's a DUMBASS!!!!!!!!! Tired of hearing about her.


@Stuart I was thinking the same thing. I remember watching the news and it seemed like RDJ was being arrested every other week. Now he's one of the biggest actors in one of the biggest franchises around. I'm glad he got his head right. I hope LL gets her mind right too.


For once I agree with this idiot. She doesn't belong in rehab - she belongs in prison. Did wonders for Robert Downey Jr. Just treat her like any other moron that pulls the crap she does.

@ Stuart Singer

Robert Downey Jr. seems or acts like he is almost on the BRINK of going back to his DISEASTER DRUG years. Saw him on the late show, and he seemed extremely TENSE.


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Lindsay Dee Lohan

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