Lindsay Lohan: Rehab is a Joke, I've Only Done Cocaine 4-5 Times, Ecstasy is Better Anyway

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Lindsay Lohan says she's not a big drinker, has only done cocaine 4-5 times in her life and has never done LSD, heroin or anything you have to inject.

She also swears she does not have a substance abuse problem and does not need rehab - which she finally checked into last week - for 90 days.

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In an interview with the Daily Mail (UK), Lohan tells Piers Morgan that the media loves to make a huge deal out of nothing, mostly, and she's great.

"I don’t think I need to be on lockdown for three months. I don’t think that’s rehab," the 26-year-old says. "I’ve been court-ordered to do it six times."

"I could write the book on rehab. Constantly sending me is pointless. The first few times I was court-ordered to rehab it was like a joke, like killing time."

"They just ask me the same old questions I’d answered before."

"I think there are other things I could do instead. The best thing they could do would be to make me go abroad to different countries and work with children."

Lindsay Lohan also claims that she hasn't taken any drugs (besides her beloved Adderall) in a year and can give up drinking any time she darn well pleases.

Other notable takeaways from the actress' interview:

  • The late Heath Ledger told her he gave up alcohol for a year so she took his advice when it comes to controlling her drinking ... for better or worse.
  • She's taken cocaine "maybe 4 or 5 times in my life... I don’t like it. It reminds me of my dad. I took it 4-5 times from age 20-23 and got caught twice."
  • People may not believe her, but "It's the truth. I’ve never taken heroin either, never injected myself with anything, never done LSD. Those things scare me."
  • She has however, done "pot, obviously. And ecstasy. I liked that better than the others (giggles). I didn’t drink on it, so I was just chilling."
  • She's straight, not bisexual.

Anyone believing any of this?

Stacy elizabeth milaschewski

Yes! I actually do, As someone who had to do the Lindsay route before, none of my treatment facilities even cared, I was coming off benzos, can relate to LiLo's frustrations. Her idea about helping kids abroad didn't sound all that awful, Spacey, she needs to be better all round herself first. Honestly, staying off the drinks, staying in, yoga, and finding herself in peace sequestered is ideal for that...Will she get that at this place. I have no idea. As much as people complain, and I know she has pulled one too many "celeb cards" but give her a chance. And I totally agree. Mental and substance health resources are lacking. I'm confident her center is comfy, ideal, and more helpful than my County centers. Wish her won't hurt her or YOU :)


So if she feels that rehab is a joke and not for her then send her butt to jail...some time in there could prove to make her a better person...if some thing is not done soon she is going to hurt someone really bad or end up in a serious condition for using whatever it is she is on.....Course she will just keep on doing what she wants cause she knows that she is untouchable...this could end up a very sad story.....


She could be Amanda Bynes new BFF! They have SOOOO MUCH IN COMMON! 'No real drug issues - oh or alcohol and the media LIES about them! There is NOTHING wrong w either one'!!! Yeah.. And if u believe that u think pink elephants are real too! There's one word for both these girls: DENIAL!
Jeez - grow up already! Both are 26, 27 yrs old and acting like early teens! Take all their money away and they'll straighten up quickly or end up on the street .. Which is where they'll end up ultimately. Either that or it's the "27" club, 6 feet under. Sad waste of life!


She's not ready yet. She still hasn't hit bottom. And it's a shame, she won't see it until she kills herself or someone else. If she thinks rehab is a joke, send her to jail, that will sober her up.


It's only a matter of time now when she becomes apart of the 27 club....because she's not smart enough to see the damage she's doing to herself.and I'm certain that her parents will be someplace looming in the background waiting for her to die just so they can tell the media that they're at fault and also so they can take the opportunity to pimp out Lindsay's younger sister Alley to take her place and make money for the rest of the family....just so that same fucked up cycle can happen again with her..don't get me wrong, alot of this is Lindsay's fault, but there's a real valid reason why she is the way she is....pissed poor parenting too.


Just a matter of time before she over doses. And then her "mother" will use the press saying it's their fault.


it's time to move on.


ok. so if rehab's not your cup of tea then GO THE F TO JAIL ALREADY!!!!! SOME ONE PLEASE SEND HER!!! if your dumb a$$ thinks you'll be more comfortable there-then go ahead and try it on for size. i did 3 months for smoking pot and this bit@h won't EVER do an hour in jail. house arrest? give me a f'ing break! she's rich, have you seen the house she did her 'time' in? and she had ppl over for most of the time and she drank. let's see US do that in jal. bit@h. yeah...i'm a little bitter


She is the way she is because she gets away with it all. Nothing will change until the courts starts treating her like an ordinary person.


OMG!! Linds being court ordered to rehab 6 times means you have addiction problems!! Wake up!! I just want to shake her awake before she ends up dead.


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Lindsay Dee Lohan

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