The above headline pretty much speaks for itself, but when a bear and a monkey race on bicycles (only in China), what's the worst that could happen?
We leave it up to you to decide ... if you want to sit through it:
Spoiler alert: The animals bikes' collide during the performance at Shanghai's Wild Animal Park. It does not appear like either animal finished the race.
It also does not look like the monkey survives the subsequent mauling by the bear, making for a WTH viral video moment if ever there were one.
In other news, it's almost lunchtime?